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Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate
In The Know panelists discuss yesterday's truck accident, and why nothing was done to prevent the vehicle from accidentally spiraling out of control and killing...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:40
Rating: 4.79964
Views: 125114
 
Tags: comedy  funny  onion  in  the  know  satire  
 
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:48
Rating: 4.651705
Views: 1131619
 
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 03:00
Rating: 4.906746
Views: 477487
 
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at:...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:47
Rating: 4.6686344
Views: 1694663
 
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Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: onion.com...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:10
Rating: 4.849524
Views: 679132
 
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:05
Rating: 4.9123726
Views: 464239
 
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:02
Rating: 4.9611588
Views: 758400
 
Tags: News Room  comedy  funny  onion  satire  cnn  breaking  news  bullshit  
 
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:55
Rating: 4.9490657
Views: 268955
 
Tags: comedy  onion  satire  apple  friend  bar  macbook  wheel  steve  jobs  iphone  ipad  tech  trends  gadgets  
 
Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: onion.com
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 01:08
Rating: 4.83068
Views: 1608234
 
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequal betrays what Star Trek is all about.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:22
Rating: 4.696577
Views: 790549
 
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